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bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo hanif
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samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi aayanikhil
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache,
stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my
wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go
to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the
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Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they
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little kid asks: mommy don't u have the colgate of aquafresh.
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a young boy was arrested for
murder, his father went to visit him in prison.he told him that their is densely grass around the house and u c that
i am old enough, 2 dig those grass. u were the 1 who must dig those
grass.boy replied pls don`t ever dig those grass bcoz i hide many guns
there. his dad tell the police about it, the police went there and dig all
over but they finds nothing. dad went back to his son he said police have
dug those grass but they did`nt anything. boy replied i was trying to assist
u. arofhizo
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First.Osman (0301-4876609 /
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. Osman
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Aik dafa aik aeroplane main 3 mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main
se aik russian tha aik american aur aik pakistani tha. ittifaq se teeno aik
sath bethey howe they . russian ne kaha k space par sab se pehley ham gaye
they.American ne kaha k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye they.Pakistani ne
kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha k inshallah sab se pehley sooraj
(sun) par ham jaye gay.................tigerpaki03459029997
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
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STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
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Computor Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told
1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java.NeErAj
BagDiYa
Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut gaya hai uske pass genrl knwldge kyu nahi
hota hai???Socho??Kyoki Jab dil hi tut gaya to ''G.K'' kya kare
NeErAj BagDiYa
A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
'' NACH BASANTI NACH''
CHILD ADDED
''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA'' sanam naz
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
dimesh
1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke
khawahish the k woh zameen par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke
ijazat mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe
karain ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye
jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi ko book lag
gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke. jaisy he uss ne khawhish
ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae.
Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY
HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha ..
=))
Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai hamid ali
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Why can't u trust a woman ?
Ans : How can u trust something that
bleeds for five days and does'nt die
Kush
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